April 25, 2004

Bowling is Fun!

No I don't always indulge in activities involving beer...Just mostly.

I just bowled four games, and won all four, against two other worthy opponents. Then we went and sat at the bar for a bit, and one of the people who sat down with us (during the course of the conversation) made mention that she didn't like guns. Big mistake.

So I opened with "Okay, I've got a gun, and you don't, so who wins?"

She starts in with the "But, but, that's not the point."

I retort with, "That's entirely the point! It's just that simple. Who's going to protect your ass whe you don't have a gun?"

"Well (signifacant other) has skills that no one knows about."

Much continuation of the discourse later, I find out that he's an Ex-Marine, but she seems to think that the "Unnarmed Combat" part of the training is more signifigant than the "Armed" part. Luckily for me (Not for him) I managed to get him to admit that he had guns in the house that she didn't know about. It earned him a hearty handshake, and a "Good on ya Brother!".

I hope there's more out there like him. Just because "She's" afraid, doesn't mean "You" should give up your arms to make her happy.

Keep them around and make sure she's "Safe".

Posted by Johnny - Oh at April 25, 2004 11:36 PM

I'm in the market for a man with a big gun to protect me...;)

Posted by: Susie at April 26, 2004 12:57 PM

So, Susie, what impresses you more... caliber or magazine capacity?

Wait... did that sound dirty?... actually it didn't. Hmmm... I'm losing my touch.

Posted by: Harvey at April 26, 2004 01:51 PM

I know I've got a Howitzer around here somehwere. That big enough for ya? Shoot, my manly presence (tm) is normally enough to make 'em swoon. It's all about being suave and debonair swayve and de-boner. ;)

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