June 02, 2004

Kid gloves, and the removal of same.

He did it. He said I had an open invitation. So I'm heading on back, but this time it's personal! (/announcer voice)

I'm headed down there with both an Axe and a Hammer. The Axe would be my "git-fiddle" and the Hammer would be my brand new pool cue. I know how to use (at least) one of these items to a fair degree of alacrity, and when I get into my "cups", the other one seems to do a bit better. I wholeheartedly expect to have a good time.

You may remember that I went easy on him last time, well that's gonna change. I can just feel it. If you don't get a "pool report" from me by this time tomorrow, just assume that the body will not be found for awhile. That and the fact that I won.

I'm comin' for ya Sport. See you in about an hour.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 2, 2004 04:51 PM

...heh.. you may win.. but, you will never beat me.... house rules, skippy... in other words, the House Rules... that being said, the hole's half-dug out back already....

Posted by: Eric at June 2, 2004 05:05 PM

Johnny-Oh... did Eric just threaten to bury you like one of Instapundit's hobos?

Eric - I think the correct phrase is "Bring. It. On."

Posted by: Harvey at June 3, 2004 01:14 PM

If he bury's me he better hope it's not in his own yard. I'll haunt the shit out of him. I swear I will.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 3, 2004 01:44 PM

...yeah, well.. he brought it on, Harvey... thank God he drinks like a fish.. once he hit the bottle, we had a chance to catch up...

Posted by: Eric at June 3, 2004 05:39 PM
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