September 02, 2004


I'm here to tell you. Alex writes so good it'll make you talk like Yoda. I'm just sayin'. Go read it if you aren't already.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at September 2, 2004 09:40 PM

Barman! Over here! Get this man a bottle of whatever he would like please, and keep 'em coming for as long as he wants...

Posted by: Alex at September 3, 2004 04:29 AM

Out loud, laugh, did I!

Posted by: Sally at September 3, 2004 06:05 AM

"and in other news. Our nation's current supply of bourbon whiskey has been seriously depleted. Apparrently a Tennesse man was given a "blank check" to drink whatever he wanted, and has been swilling bourbon for the past two day's. A spokesman for the Jack Daniel's Distillery stated that "Production is at full capacity", but there are concerns that they won't be able to keep up. After reaching the British man who is paying for this binge, he was quoted as saying "Somebody stop him. He's drinking me into the poorhouse!". We'll continue to bring you "breaking News Updates" as this story continues to unfold. :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at September 3, 2004 09:33 AM

If hurricanes rained whiskey, Johnny-Oh could keep Florida safe and dry :-P

Posted by: Harvey at September 3, 2004 01:12 PM

I can tell you that it would be a real pleasure to help out the citizen's of Florida in that scenario. Something tells me that I wouldn't be the only one out there running around with my mouth open either. Who's to know if it would actually help the state of Florida, though? A hurricane, or thousands of drunken rednecks. I wonder which would do more damage. :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at September 3, 2004 02:36 PM
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