October 31, 2004

There's a Sale!

So I'm hanging out with my Parents, Sister, and Brother -in-Law today, and lo and behold the damned fish stopped biting. Well, Dad and BIL decided that it was nap time, and I wasn't sleepy...then. My Mom mentions the fact that she has the patterns that she wants stencilled onto the screen of the front sliding glass door. (They have a tendency to walk into them when they're closed.) So it's off to Wal-Mart we go for paint and such.

When they (Sis, and Mom) were still at the checkout, I walked the cart out to the collection area, and then proceeded out the front of the store. In the few moments that I was out there, I happenned to look up at the wall, and I saw a sign. (Me being the type of person I am.) I decided that I would make a little joke of it. "Chelle had a camera in her pocket, and here are the results:

See the expression on my face? It's the disappointment in knowing that I'm only worth a buck. I figured that I was worth at least a buck-o-five., but there you go.

Then, a lady who works at the store is walking in the door that I was in front of. She says " Oh. Are you for sale?" I reply "Apparrently." She retorts "Well come on in here, and I'll check you out!"

My mood improved.

What can I say? I like it when somebody tries to buy my sexy body. ;^)

At 5:30 AM in the morning, I'm getting up and heading for Chattanooga, TN to "Stack the rails" for a freight elevator in a museum. Should only be a couple of day's, so the effect on the blogging will be minimal.

"See" you soon.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at October 31, 2004 11:21 PM

A buck?? A Buck???? Dude, you gotta tell us when there's a rollback!! :-)

Have a safe trip......

Posted by: Tammi at November 1, 2004 07:26 AM

$1? That's like...60 pence or something isn't it? I'll take seven! That's my Christmas gift shopping practically sewn up...Cool :-)

Posted by: Sally at November 1, 2004 11:01 AM

I should buy a few for the girls at work :-)

Posted by: Harvey at November 1, 2004 11:49 AM

So that's about ten bucks worth of Johnny - Oh. Sweet! I guess Tammi will have to wait until I lower my prices, but that might be awhile. :^P

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at November 2, 2004 06:16 PM

Hmmm, cheap and easy. To bad you're not available, 'cause I'd have a girl for you.

Posted by: michele at November 2, 2004 07:39 PM

Who the hell said I wasn't available?!!!!! They're "Lying Liars" I tells ya!

Seriously though, still single. :^(

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at November 2, 2004 09:55 PM
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