March 24, 2005

Not that Evil.

My Evil Plan, turned out to be not as evil as I thought it would be. Maybe it's 'cuz I'm such a nice guy.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a scientist. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate Fort Knox. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

It's Tammi's fault.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at March 24, 2005 08:47 PM

Damn, that was more evil than I expected from you. ;-)

Oh, and sure....blame me.....yeah right. Who You kiddin'!

Posted by: Tammi at March 25, 2005 02:00 AM

Very creative!

Posted by: vw bug at March 25, 2005 10:40 AM

You're probably the only guy I've seen whose evil plan doesn't involve destroying the UN.

See if you can work that in there :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 25, 2005 02:41 PM


Posted by: Sally at March 26, 2005 10:04 AM

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Susie at March 27, 2005 10:19 AM

Right back at ya Susie!

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at March 27, 2005 10:31 AM
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