April 04, 2005

New policy

Freinds. I am instituting a new policy here at the closet, in hopes that the content will rise back up to levels that haven't been seen in awhile. I've decided that I'm not going to type anything after I've had, say, two beers (or an equivalent bourbon). I'm tired of looking at my site and seeing all the misspellings and incomplete thoughts that have become quite prolific around here. Hopefully, this measure will bring back a little more "actual content", and have the added effect of me cutting down on my drinking, just a tinge. We'll see how it works out.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at April 4, 2005 06:50 AM

Dang...that's when some of my best stuff gets written! :-)

And just two beers? What kind are they? What's their alcohol content? How close together are they being consumed? Have you eaten anything before drinking them? ;-)

Posted by: Sissy at April 4, 2005 07:54 AM

.. dude... it'll never work... ;)

Posted by: Eric at April 4, 2005 09:04 AM

I'm torn between my desire to support you in your efforts at self-improvement and my desire to see you double-posting "I'm the great Johnny-Oh! Worship me!" :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 4, 2005 01:02 PM

Best of luck!

Posted by: vw bug at April 4, 2005 04:30 PM

Nobody said anything about "commenting" sober, now did they?

Hey Sissy! I just got home after a twelve hour day, wherence I started in Knoxville, did all my work in Chattanooga, and ended in Knoxville. I went out to "eat", at the Applebee's, drank a total af three double Maker's Mark's on the rocks, and a six-pack of Miller Lite. I just now arrived home, cracked another beer, and poured myself a quadruple of Very Old Barton Straight-Up into my bourbon glass. I've been doing this for pushing 12 years. It's time I slowed down. (BTW, I had about a half of a Quesadilla. Does that count as food?) This is all the "Gospel Truth", but I feel that I must add a :^) anyhow.

Eric. Thanks for the words of encouragement. :^) "The world is against me!" ;^)

Harv, Let's face it. I'll NEVER be Frank J.! Sarah K refused to marry me, and went with that despicable, Plant-shushing, reprobate! I'll never be able to tell the world to "Worship Me!" without the support of such as her...or TNT. (Bee-Dubya. I THOUGHT we'd worked this out!) ;^)

Thanks VW. At least SOMEONE understands me! :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at April 4, 2005 11:40 PM

Ummmm...not to be fussy or anything...how much were you drinking tonight?

That would be "Friends" (not "Freinds") :))))

Posted by: TNT at April 5, 2005 12:38 AM

LOL@ TNT!! Nice catch!!

What fun is the closet without rambling jibberish? and ...spelling errors?? Reading that content challenges me!!! LOL

Posted by: Denise at April 5, 2005 06:23 AM

Bee-Dubya! Why must you tax me so? I don't mind the fact that I misspelled the word so much, just that it was YOU that called me on it! :^)

Hey D. I'd really much rather challenge you with a clever thought or idea than with "What the hell did he just say?" Believe it or not, I actually have one from time to time. :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at April 5, 2005 06:53 AM


It's your closet. You do what you need to.

Oh - and you DON'T EAT ENOUGH FOOD damnit!!! Just knowing you're doing that will make me worry less.

Posted by: Tammi at April 5, 2005 10:23 AM

Really Johnny, I can't believe you drink that much & still look like a stick. The Beer-Gutted Men's Society of America must hold you in deepest contempt :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 5, 2005 01:32 PM
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