September 29, 2005

"Pookie The Arbitrator"

Yup, that's me. It seems that every time my roommate and his significant other are having a discussion, one of them will make a declarative statement, and then the other will dispute it. The subjects range from religion to dirty-dishes, so the conversations are quite diverse. I'll be sitting here at my computer desk, and "Hey Pookie!" will waft in from the other room. My response is almost invariably "What-ee?", even though I know that the "Arbitrator" is now needed.

Tonight's episode included the most rivetting question I've had to judge to date. The dispute was Herculean, and I knew that the matter would require all my faculties to properly bring about balance to the Universe.

Really though. The question was: "Was Cheer's a "Male" show?". It took me about a second-and-a-half to answer "It was Androgynous". Luckily, all parties involved understood the meaning of androgynous, so they went back to their discussion.

Just think. I could have been hanging out with this guy tonight. Despite all these new rules, I would have had a good time.

Stupid high gas prices.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at September 29, 2005 12:10 AM | TrackBack

Well at least you weren't as dumb as I was. I went out tonite (shock of shocks) and got lost trying to find my "short cut" home.

Oh yeah, Tammi drunk driving - lost - in the country. Looking for a gas station.

I *knew* I shoulda called you!!!

Posted by: Tammi at September 29, 2005 12:27 AM

... glad you were keeping the peace, man.. but you DID miss the 1000 dollar knife...

Posted by: Eric at September 30, 2005 07:50 AM
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