October 16, 2005

Seven Things.

I guess Tammi was curious, so here goes.

Seven things I want to do before I die.

*Travel to every state in the Union.
*Race in an AMA road course event.
*Take an overnight train trip.
*Go to a Cubs game at Wrigley Field.
*Buy a boat big enough to live on.
*Sail my boat from Knoxville, TN. up the Tennessee River, Across the Ohio River to the Mississippi, and all the way to the Gulf of Mexico.
*Find the right girl, and make her mine.

Seven things I can do.

*I can build a two-stop "Hole-less" Dover Elevator in two weeks flat.
*I can keep an $1,100 1985 Nissan pickup, running for six years.
*I can kill half a bottle of bourbon (plus a few beers) and still make it to work the next day...and be productive.
*I can Love my son, even though I haven't seen him in more than nine years.
*I can get dirty...and be okay with it.
*I can get hurt at work, and not sue the company that I work for.
*I can blend into just about any crowd.

Seven things I can't do.

*I can't Quit drinking. (At least not right now.)
*I can't play the guitar to my satisfaction.
*I can't cook for more than one.
*I can't ignore the good qualities of a woman over the bad.
*I can't be "shoehorned" inot one musical niche.
*I can't be THAT guy.
*I can't believe that I've made so many friends.
*I can't post every day.

Seven things I say a lot.

*Oh God!
*I don't even know who you are anymore.
*Or...What have ye.
*Killer Shark!
*I'm a bad person.
*I'll kill you.

Seven things I find attractive in a female.

*Intelligence, and a willingness to prove it.
*She must "spoon" well.
*She can "take direction" without getting pissed off.
*She can put up with my shit.
*She's gonna be around.
*She prods me into doing what I know I should in the first place.
*There's nothing more attractive than a "willing woman".

Seven Celebrity Crushes

*Jamie Lee Curtis
*Sondra Bullock
*Christina Applegate
*Mira Sorvino.
*Sarah the Penguin (Just 'cuz she hates being called a Celebrity.)
*Rosseanne Barr

Hell,I'm too drunk to finish this.


Posted by Johnny - Oh at October 16, 2005 11:28 PM | TrackBack

Thanks darlin'.

And I think you play the guitar just wonderfully!!!

Posted by: Tammi at October 17, 2005 07:48 AM

Well, since I'm no longer a DJ (again) I don't count as a celebrity.
So There!

Posted by: Sarah the penguin at October 17, 2005 07:35 PM
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