June 15, 2004

I've figured it out!

Harvey recently posted about all his blog-spawn, so I decided to set up special links to the "Family" over on the sidebar. As I was going throught the template and adding in the ones who weren't already linked, it hit me. "It come to me like a flash, like a vision. Burnt across the clouds."

Folks I've finally discovered Harv's plan. Instead of coming up with some clever plan to usurp the Evil Glenn's reign, he's just going to continue to crank out "kids" until he takes over the blogosphere. I regret that I didn't discover his plan before I unwittingly became a part of it. The only way for me to atone for this would be to commit "blogicide", and that's just not something I'm willing to do.

This leaves me in a quandary. I must atone for my indiscretions, but I'm not sure how. Maybe someone out there has an idea?

Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 15, 2004 06:33 PM

I was just thinking that! I was about to log onto his comments and rat him out, which I will still do, when I linked over here. He is! It's like Pinky and the Brain.. he's going to take over his own little world. Muwhahahaha...

Posted by: Bouddica at June 15, 2004 06:40 PM

But, but, but. That's no help! what do I do? what do I do?!!!!!


Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 15, 2004 10:08 PM

I think you're right! Harvey figured out he can't post 700 times a day like Glenn does, so he's working on turning out the most blog children... what a mastermind! *G*

Posted by: Teresa at June 15, 2004 10:09 PM

"Mastermind" Teresa? I wouldn't call it that, exactly. Just horny, and incredibly easy. Have you noticed that we all don't have the same mother?

I knew he was up to something when he kept saying "You gotta blog. You gotta blog." until I started one. It just didn't hit me until today. I would start wearing women's underwear to embarrass him, but I know that won't work. I've gotta come up with something.


Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 15, 2004 10:27 PM

Embarrass him? Oh No No No!
I fear it might ENCOURAGE him!
With all due respect... *cough*

Posted by: Sally at June 16, 2004 01:46 PM

What the HELL are you people feeling so guilty about? Yes, you're all pawns in my evil scheme for blogospheric domination, but you're also part of the power structure, so you get to abuse lesser blogs with impunity.

Or not, if you're having a fit of decency that day. Whichever.

Meanwhile, take pride in being an Examplite.

Actually, the best thing to do is start having blogchildren of your own so that I can bounce them on my knee and tell them embarrassing stories about your youth :-P

Posted by: Harvey at June 16, 2004 04:16 PM

Now THERE'S a thought you may soon regret.....

Posted by: Sally at June 16, 2004 04:24 PM

Tell him Sally! Let's all get folks to start up blogs and then gt our children to do embarrassing things in front of Harv's neighbors. That'll show him!

Harvey, unfortunately I can't clain to be an "examplite", as when you spawned me you were at the old blog. So I guess I'm a "Tenderite", or a "Mone-ist", or maybe a "Casholic". :)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 16, 2004 05:29 PM

Johnny - don't be a trouble-maker. Your last name got changed because I had to go into the witness protection program after I testified against Evil Glenn.

Just deal with it :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 17, 2004 01:28 PM

AHA! That's IT. I finally know how I can get back at you. I'll just reveal your new location to Evil Glenn and his minions, and sit back and watch the fun!

Suddenly I find myself curious about what a Puppy-shake tastes like. AAAaaaggghhh! He's like Sauron! He's trying to poison my brain!

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 17, 2004 04:51 PM
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