I spent a wonderful day out at the lake, and when I came home I had an invitation from Sally to check out a quiz. In her comment was a challenge for me to see if I could "out-evil" Harvey (As I've done on not one but two prior occasions.)
I'm sad to say that I was unable to do so on this occasion.
I matched him. Here's what we got:
If you'll note the comments on the link to Sally, Harvey was too much of a wuss to publish his results, so I've taken care of it for both of us. Now I'm not proud of it, as I'm neither short nor Italian (I'm not even gonna get into the "penis size" part), but results is results I guess. Rest assured Sally, I'll out Evil him next time!
Posted by Johnny - Oh at July 10, 2004 09:26 PMAh.... NOW I see why Harvey was so unhappy with the result. I guess that won't be going on your sidebar.
Posted by: Sally at July 11, 2004 05:24 AMThat's for sure. I almost wussed out like Harvey, and didn't post anything at all. I certainly don't expect a lot of gratuitous linkage to this post.
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at July 11, 2004 06:44 AMYou're a star! :)
Posted by: Sally at July 11, 2004 12:32 PMLinked you! You're a Made Man, Tommy!
Posted by: Sally at July 11, 2004 12:55 PMSally, Sally. I owe you at least one indian burn for that! Thanks much for the linky-love. I'll find some way to get back at you for that "clown" crack. :^)
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at July 11, 2004 04:51 PMPersonally, I was hoping for Darth Vader. I've already got the mask and the cape in the bedroom...
Uh... wait... forget I typed that.
Posted by: Harvey at July 11, 2004 07:22 PMForgotten completely. Um, what were we talking about?
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at July 11, 2004 07:55 PM"I know what you have for Christmas, Harvey, for I have felt your presents!"
(and Johnny's already stolen the keys)
Posted by: Sally at July 12, 2004 12:58 PMI did? When? I must've been drinking. :)
"I haven't felt presents since...." (Just to see if we're on the same wavelength).
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at July 12, 2004 04:52 PMWe call them "Chinese burns" this side of the pond. Personally I'd rename them "French burns" for all the harm they do. I was a "Mercy" champion. This involved pinching and twisting your opponent's inner upper arm till one of you cried "Mercy". Is there an American (non-sexual, Harvey) equivalent, I wonder...
Posted by: Sally at July 12, 2004 05:59 PMNot that I know of. I'm sheltered though. When I was growing up, my brothers and I would run around our basement throwing Lego's at one another. We never bothered to name the game anything other than "Dang that hurt!"
Still and all, I'll bet you I can take you best three out of five in your game (the kicker is that you have to come to me, rather than I come to GB). You up for it? ;^)