September 04, 2004

Dimmer switch.

As it happens, we have no regular "Customer Welcomer" available on Saturday's, so the duty fell to me. Now you would think that standing beside a door all day saying "Hi" to people ocming in, and checking receipts of people going out would be kinda boring. It is. But that's not to say that it's all bad.

I noticed the phenomena early in the morning. Shortly after that, I noticed it again. After awhile it seemed like every sixth person was suffering from the same affliction. What could be the cause? Was it the temperature? No it was warm and humid today. Barometric pressure maybe? Gee, I left my pocket barometer in my other britches. Maybe it's because it was overcast? What are you a meteorologist now? Get on with the story. Right.

Actually, I think it had something to do with the whole "It's Saturday and I'm not gonna dress up, I'll just wear a T-shirt" paradigm. You see, every third person of the female persuasion that walked past my door, had her "Bright's On". The "sweater Puppies" were wagging their tail's. Their "Pipples were Nerky".

I'd just like to send out a hearty "Thanks Much" to all the ladies out there who "Perked up" my day. If I had control of the "Dimmer Switch", there'd be a LOT more like them.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at September 4, 2004 11:07 PM

I went to work unfettered today--must be something in the phase of the moon...

Posted by: Susie at September 5, 2004 03:11 AM

Bless you, Girl. Bless you! ;^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at September 5, 2004 06:40 AM

Hot days, air-conditioned buildings.

It's a bosom-lover's paradise. :-)

By the way, Susie, you've got my attention. Keep talking... ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at September 5, 2004 07:30 PM

Nice guess Harvey, but I was standing at the entrance to the greenhouse patio, which is generally five to ten degree's hotter than outside. I'm thinking that it was just my "oily Bo-Hunk" manliness that was doing the trick. :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at September 5, 2004 10:49 PM

ROFLMAO! That was great!

Posted by: Boudicca at September 7, 2004 10:42 PM
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