March 17, 2005

It's HER fault!

So, I was gonna put up an absolutely brilliant post about how we can save the rain forests, and perform the perfect act of fellatio simultaneously, but that damn blog duaghter of mine had me pre-occupied on the telephone, last night. There was so much brilliance in the conversation that the Sun was shamed, Shamed into ducking underneath the horizon. I Swear!

So tonight, after arriving back in town from my sojourn to the Tri Cities, I figured
I'd head on to the house and have a beer...Not So Much. An answered phone-call later, and I wind up at a local watering hole with who? (Is it Nixon?) No Virginia! (Is it Jackson?) Which frickin' one? Ullyses S.? Michael? Jermaine? Be more specific!!! (swallows valuum with a Bourbon chaser) Okay. I'm Okay. No it was HER again.

As usual, it starts out with "How about a beer? It's two-for-one happy hour!". NExt thing I know, I'm blogging from someone elses house, in my underpants!! (That may or may not be a lie). Anyhow, I'm off to eat some home-made chili (and corn muffins) (AKA Fuckin ' Cornbread! People, PLEASE!). Alas, I'm off for some good grub, and some good talkin'. Hope you have the same.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at March 17, 2005 10:26 PM

If there was a coherant thought in that post, could someone please point it out? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 18, 2005 01:38 PM

You aare a fickle blog-pappy. One comment, and you are hurling vegetables at my siblings in defense of my honor, and the next you are berating my writing style. It's no wonder that I'm confused. :^)

The whole point of that entire, well... whatever it was, is this: I'm having fun with friends and I hope you are too. Nyah.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at March 18, 2005 05:34 PM

[throws carrot]

Posted by: Harvey at March 19, 2005 10:57 AM

everyone knows you eat cinnamon rolls with chilli...
Where did you get a carrot?

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at March 19, 2005 11:06 AM
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