June 17, 2004

CPBLC (Mark 2)

I was thinking about my campaign yesterday, and I suddenly realized that (in regards to the Citizen's for the Proper Burial of Lawn Clippings) that I am an "Army of One". They say that one person can make a difference, but I ain't no Mahatma Gandhi, so I thought that I should revamp the organization.

What to turn it into? There's so many causes out there that need addressing. There's Kosher hot dogs now, and I think that they are an affront to processed pork by product. There's 88 degree temperatures, and it isn't "officially" summer yet. There's bourbon and beer to be drunk. Decisions, decisions.

I know. I'll just jump on a bandwagon that I know works well in the old blogosphere. All the really popular guys are doind it, so why shouldn't I? (because you can't do it as well as they can, you nitwit) Shut Up. So without further ado, I bring you CPBLC (mark 2):

Citizen's for the Proper Beating of Liberal Cocksuckers

I like it so much that I'll give it a 24. (It's got a good beat and I can dance to it.)

As my first thing to do, I'll just start out by mentioning that I saw a portion of "Good Morning Commies America" today, and they were talking politics. Specifically the "three most important political items of the day". The list included: Fahrenheit 9/11, John Kerry's running mate, and the fact that the 911 commission found no links between Iraq and Al-Qeuda. No Liberal bias here, please move along.

I wanted to jump in the car, drive to New York, and commence beating them until you get tired. The CPBLC is on the case now, fuckers. Don't step out of line, or I'm comin' for ya.

Peace. Out.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 17, 2004 11:53 AM


Hide the children!

Posted by: Harvey at June 17, 2004 01:22 PM

You ain't even SEEN hate speech yet! I might even go off the deep end and waggle my finger! Don't make me go and add my "Stern Look"(tm) to the equation either. The Geneva Accords have specifically banned it from use. :)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 17, 2004 04:40 PM

No! Not the Stern Look™! Especially not with that scar!!!

Posted by: Susie at June 18, 2004 06:50 AM

Aren't you contradicting yourself when you end the post with "Peace"....

Posted by: BS at June 18, 2004 07:27 AM

That's right Susie. MAke sure that they don't force me to use it. Think of the children!

BS: As a matter of fact, it was a little contradictory of me to end with "Peace" there, but I think Ted Striker said it best when he said, "I guess irony can get pretty ironic sometimes". :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 18, 2004 08:16 AM
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