June 17, 2004
Scarface
Since I have now taken on the mantle of the * CMFICOCPBLC then I decided I should look the part. In order to appear to be a fierce internet G-d you have to be sufficiently intimidating, and so I decided that a nice scar across my cheek might do the trick. The pix and a further explanation will be in the extended entry.
It starts with this:
As you can see, I did absolutely no primping and/or prepping for this image. I haven't shaved since yesterday morning, and my hair has been under a hat all day, and it shows.
This next one shows my intimidating scar quite well:
And finally from the RMD's (Roommate's Daughter's) POV. (She's cute, so I couldn't help but smile at her.):
I know girls. Isn't he just dreamy? Ahem.
Okay, now I guess you'd like the story of the scar. Three day's ago I rearranged a huge display of grills and so forth. After I got them looking pretty, I had to put prices on all of them. Once I printed the price signs up, I had to attach them to the merchandise, so I grabbed a big roll of clear shipping tape. Of course, I had no dispenser for the tape, so as I was paying it out I had to find a way to break it into smaller increments. (Of course anyone who has ever worked with shipping tape knows this next part) I used the "bite the shit out of it until you get enough of a break to separate a section" method, and a little bit of the tape rubbed across my cheek each time. Multiply 45 times, and you see the results.
Scarface indeed.
* Chief MotherFucker In Charge Of the Citizen's for the Proper Beating of Liberal Cocksuckers
Damn. Remind me to buy you a pocket knife for Christmas.
Maybe a little hair gel, too :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 18, 2004 11:36 AMHey, my Birthday is coming up. I'll give you this chance to beat the rush and send me presents. :)
Anyway's I figger if anyone is attracted to my ugly ass in this state, then they'll definately Love me when I get cleaned up.
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 18, 2004 05:58 PMPersonally, I'd be amused by the posting of "before" & "after" pics :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 19, 2004 01:49 PMHell's yeah! Maybe I'll sign up for "the Swan" or something. Who knows? It might actually be possible to polish a turd. ;^)
(BTW. For all you ladies out there, the statement above is a deliberate ploy to get you to say "Aww, you're not that bad". I'm counting on you.)
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 19, 2004 05:35 PM